FRIDAY FUNNY

[laidback]

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and
said, "I want the men to make two lines:  One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

"I want all the women to report to St. Peter."  Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.  The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 1000 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household!  "You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!  "Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."  God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"  The man replied, "This is where my wife told me to stand."

[Just_A_Fan]

 :D :D :D :D

[OxidizedSilver]

Heh, heh, heh...no line/provision for others. The damned government is being compelled to provide separate stalls for transsexuals, homosexuals et.al. Somethin's gotta give and I don't think it will be God. So these others are goin' to be forced to make a choice, male or female and boy howdy will that be interesting. Of course the Bible just teaches that we all go to the grave/dirt until the resurrection and judgement but this is a fun theory with which to play.

[taysdad]

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

[taysdad]