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izne's 2nd home

Started by TeddyKGB, October 15, 2014, 05:44:09 PM

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TeddyKGB

izne I was Driving by and thought you'd like a picture for old times sakes


izne1home

Thanks Ted. 

Is that a dumpster in the lower right?  If you're thinking about cleaning the place up, you're going to need a bigger one.  Or maybe that's the shipping container / coach's office.  Hard to tell from this angle. 

Big D

Quote from: izne1home on October 16, 2014, 08:04:10 AM
Thanks Ted. 

Is that a dumpster in the lower right?  If you're thinking about cleaning the place up, you're going to need a bigger one.  Or maybe that's the shipping container / coach's office.  Hard to tell from this angle. 

New visitor restroom facilities.  They have a garden hose to wash up.

GoldenHawksFootball

QuoteIs that a dumpster in the lower right?

Actually the dumpster is the restroom. "You must hop on in to let it out!" It's a new Driller campaign. It explains the hopping Drillers on the sidelines, in the stands. on Defense. There's no sitting in this bathroom. Gotta keep those maggots and fleas inside for the visitors to feel nice and comfy. Upon entering this facility you will see 2 Driller Clowns telling you, "HECK YEAH, you've come to the right Place! You must hop on in to let it out." See, the clowns were tired of roaming the streets of Wasco looking for Kenny Powers double wide trailer, to get some makeup, and some wigs. Going viral on Twitter and being on CNN from Wasco was not enough limelight. SO they headed east to California Ave. Once there, Danny Driller welcomed them. He said, "Heck Yeah! Teddy's been looking for some new friends! Could you put some makeup on Teddy so he could know what it means to have people friending him." When you're in that restroom, every 5 seconds you hear, "DRILLERS DRILLERS DRILLERS! And every time this happens Bats come swarming at you. You can hear the PA announcer say WHAT A DAZZLING MOVE By BRUCE, WAYNE!" After which the ghosts of Peter Mitchell's leg come out of the room. An old tube TV bursts out of the ceiling to replay the Driller winning kick against CW. After the kick all you see is Izne's sad face sitting next to all the Golden Eagle moms and their cheerleader daughters. When the bats begin to swarm you, Teddy grabs the garden hose and rinses you off. He gives you free ear plugs to visitors because of the deafening megaphones.

izne1home

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Quote from: GoldenHawksFootball on October 16, 2014, 09:01:44 AM
An old tube TV bursts out of the ceiling to replay the Driller winning kick against CW. After the kick all you see is Izne's sad face sitting next to all the Golden Eagle moms and their cheerleader daughters.

My probation officer gets her panties twisted when I'm seen in photos with cheerleaders, but I did manage to capture this one.



Travis always left it all on the field.  That phantom roughing-the-passer call didn't help....

CWClassof2007

I still blame the names on the back of the jerseys.

TeddyKGB

Quote from: CWClassof2007 on October 16, 2014, 04:54:42 PM
I still blame the names on the back of the jerseys.

yes, especially the one that said MITCHELLE

Bobby_Digital72



izne1home

Quote from: TeddyKGB on October 16, 2014, 06:06:16 PM
yes, especially the one that said MITCHELLE

Freudian slip.  Mithcelle is the name of the cross-dressing hooker you got arrested with in 2011. 

TeddyKGB

Quote from: izne1home on October 16, 2014, 10:30:29 PM
Freudian slip.  Mithcelle is the name of the cross-dressing hooker you got arrested with in 2011. 

That's attorney-client confidentiality you just violated!

izne1home

Quote from: TeddyKGB on October 17, 2014, 10:04:08 AM
That's attorney-client confidentiality you just violated!

My bad.

bksflddan

Quote from: izne1home on October 17, 2014, 10:07:07 AM
My bad.

You're, your, yer, or, yor, ... ??? Yonder is my ...  :cry: :shy: :huh: :shock: :)- :u:
"The crux of leadership is seeing what needs to be done and doing it before anyone else"

Run fast! Stay Low!

bksflddan

"The crux of leadership is seeing what needs to be done and doing it before anyone else"

Run fast! Stay Low!